Man who bought Justin Beiber CD gets Name Suppression.

[NEWS] A man has been granted permanent name suppression after buying  a Justin Bieber CD from the local CD store. The man, 38, admitted a charge of purchasing the restricted sale CD with intent to cause grievous audio ear bleeding.

Jude Elias Milquetoast granted the man permanent name suppression. In his ruling he stated that 'while the crime was inexcusable, the humiliation this man will receive from his peers would exceed the severity of the crime. The Judge believed the man had suffered enough without the stigma of being labelled a 'belieber.'

The man's defense counsel, Rather Slither, said that the man had only purchased the CD as a gift for his teenage  daughter, who is legally allowed to own such trash. The judge rejected this claim, stating the fact that the man had been apprehended in the mall car park, singing along to the CD being played at high volume, he was alone. The man also admitted under interrogation to purchasing the CD for his own entertainment purposes.

He was discharged without conviction after agreeing to an invasive therapy course prescribed by the Judge. He was ordered to listen to entire discographies from  real bands Pearl Jam, Def Leppard and Foo Fighters.